We've been together for well over a year now. It was love at first sight. I worked hard on the homestead, chopping down all those trees and digging up all those weeds. Wow, there were a lot of weeds.
I've invested so much time into our homestead. I made it our own little piece of beautiful property. I strategically placed all the shoppes and farm animals. Remember when you asked me to plant and harvest all those peas? Yeah. I thought it was an insane task, but I did as you asked of me. That was hard work and let's be honest here, I didn't get as much out of it as you did. In turn, how did you repay me? By asking me to perform even more tasks.
Later, you talked me into playing matchmaker. I wasn't happy about it. I knew Hank and little Ms. Snooty Teacher would end up together anyway, but you insisted I do little things to get them together. Again, I did as you asked. When Hank finally proposed, it wasn't good enough for you, was it? Ooooh no. Then you had the gall to ask me to host their wedding! Unbelievable, but I agreed to do it. Not only was it expensive, it was so time consuming. And what did you do to help out? Absolutely nothing. Instead, you sat there, lauging me, as I struggled to get everything done before the deadline. I tell ya, it was just too much for me.
Well, no more. I can't take it anymore. I gave you my all… and you took it without hesitation, then asked for more. So I hereby block you. The only thing I will miss from our relationship is all the time and money I've invested. You're just not worth it anymore. I'm done.