A Year In Facebook Status

Have you heard of, or seen the Facebook application called My Year In Status? The app looks through all of your Facebook status updates from the year and puts some of them all on one page, from a variety of templates they offer. Mine looked pretty cool, but I wasn't able to show all of the things I wanted. I decided to go all the way back and share them here. More for my own amusement, I'm sure, but I wanted to have it all out there somewhere.

January

I don't think I ever shared this blog post of mine with my Facebook friends. I guess I had just forgotten.
January 7, 2010 at 2:21pm

Headed to Jackson, MS this weekend to hang out. Maybe I'll give Tiger Woods a visit while there to see how he's doing with his sex rehab.
January 21 at 12:59pm

February

I've been sitting here planning trips for the year that include VA, AR, MN, FL. The 'maybes' include NV, MT, ME, and CO.
February 6 at 9:53pm

Dates are set and hotel reservations made. We will be in VA on the 5th and will leave VA on the 7th for those who keep asking. It's just me and Lauren.
February 12 at 10:07pm

Holy crap! It's been two weeks to the day since I posted something in my blog. That's like two months in internet time – maybe even more. I guess I should get on that, eh?
February 28 at 10:22pm

March

Hubby packed Jacob's lunch today that consisted of beefaroni, oreo fun sticks, and a bag of chips. I gave Jacob the $2 instead. Kim still doesn't see anything wrong with the lunch he packed.
March 2 at 6:48am

Jacob had this thing at school tonight. 'Famous Mississippians'. He was chosen to basically do this presentation in front of the school. Turns out, Jacob had one of the more famous of all the presentations done. Marty Stuart – other than my dad, and maybe some other really old people, does anyone know or care what he's famous for? Probably not. Mississippi = boring as hell. I'm just sayin'.
March 8 at 7:50pm

Mmmm… Bacon.
March 22 at 9:38am

April

We've been in this house for almost a year now and I finally got Kim to put up the damn curtains ten minutes ago. *rolls eyes*
April 6 at 4:38pm

While browsing and watching a couple of movie trailers, we came across the Spider Man IV trailer: Jacob: It was supposed to come out this year Me: Yeah, but they didn't have enough money so now it's not coming out til 2012 Jacob: We'll all be dead by then (making reference to the move 2012) He is quick!
April 18 at 12:26pm

Jacob (my 10yr. old) decided that white-out would enhance the look of our solid wood desk. Then changed his mind and scraped it all off with his finger nails, taking the wood finish along with it. Now, he owes me $400.
April 25 at 7:43pm

Made it to VA finally. Actually, the drive wasn't bad at all. Get to meet Hailee for the first time, tomorrow. Cool. :)
April 29 at 11:01pm

May

Oh-mi-gosh, I had a great time today! I got to visit with almost everyone on my list and it feels like home.
May 1 at 9:44pm

Went grocery shopping earlier and five different people said "Good Morning" to me. They even sounded genuine and said it with a bright smile…and not one of them looked at me like I was out to steal anything or like I was some kind of alien. I love this small itty-bitty town.
May 6 at 9:59am

Watching ABC's Nightline right now. It's hard to imagine that YouTube didn't even exist six years ago.
May 12 at 10:56pm

A few more things to do and pack, then I'm off to Little Rock, AR to make some good memories. It'll be a total GEEK/NERD weekend for the boys (and a nice break from me).
May 27 at 9:14am

More good memories made with good friends this weekend. I hope you can say the same. I'll be headed back home first thing in the morning, rest for a couple of days, then hopefully hitting the beach this week/weekend before all the oil ruins it all.
May 29 at 10:53pm

June

WARNING: Hubby is posting bogus answers on Yahoo! Answers. He thinks it's funny. I don't so much. What a goober.
June 1 at 8:59pm

My 10yr. old: "It's funner if you do it this way" Me: "Funner is not a word" 10yr.: "It is in my dictionary". SMH
June 5 at 12:37am

I'm thinking today is a good day for a drive to anywhere, somewhere, nowhere… just drive. Are ya comin'?
June 6 at 11:02am

Sitting in parking lot, waiting and playing 'how much trash can you fit into an empty 12oz. soda can'. Answer = a-whole-hell-of-a-lot! lol
June 10 at 12:21pm

Trying to decide if I want to go to the lake and be really sticky hot, or go to the gym where everyone will see me look like an idiot on the treadmill.
June 10 at 6:23pm

I saw a caravan of motorcycles that was about a mile long, going down the highway and escorted by the cops. Why do I think that's the coolest thing?
June 12 at 2:49pm

Spontaneous road trip to the beach today! Well, kind of spontaneous. I've given the kids an hour to get ready and then we're off and will stay until the sun goes down. =)
June 13 at 12:38pm

Q: 1 shot of peach schnapps + 16oz. of peach tea = how many calories? A: Who cares? It makes me feel peachy. :)
June 18 at 9:34pm

Alright. Let me check out this silly FrontierVille game everyone's starting to play. I can't believe I'm being sucked into another fb game.
June 23 at 3:16pm

My 10yr. old's obsession with tongs is driving me crazy. Every time I turn around, I'm finding the tongs have been taken out of the kitchen and are in…the living room, the patio, the bathroom once, the dining room floor…WTH?
June 25 at 12:27am

I am extremely proud of my daughter right now. She's been through some rough !@#$, but she's finally in a very good place and I am a proud of her. :)
June 26 at 6:07pm

July

I want…no. I NEEED cake! Cake with lots of frosting and a side of chocolate chip cookies. Or..OR A nice big piece of fudge. It doesn't even matter what kind of fudge. Uuugh! I need a cure for this sweet tooth PRONTO!
July 8 at 8:05pm

It's weird when you recieve a txt. msg. from the person sitting right next to you.
July 9 at 2:53pm

K. I can't even tell you the last movie hubby and I saw together (years ago). Just us – Inception. =)
July 17 at 3:07pm

Jacob is giving me the play-by-play of every little thing going on…in song. ♫ Mama just moved her foot. ♫
July 17 at 8:09pm

Holy crap. Nutella comes in an even bigger size now!
July 21 at 4:25pm

The boys left a little bit ago. I'm all by myself for the whole weekend. What to do first? I'm thinkin' nap. Yeah. Sounds good. :)
July 23 at 5:21pm

It's sad. I am about to buy my first anti-aging product. sniffle :(
July 27 at 6:46pm

August

Ya ever get in the shower and go through the motions, then stop and say "Wait. Did I wash my hair already?" because you had a 1,001 things going through your mind? I think I washed my hair three times. Maybe twice. Maybe it was just one time. Anyway, my hair is clean.
August 12 at 11:31pm

It's Friday. I think I'm going to take a nap. Then go to the gym. Then come back here and play on the laptop all night long. Wait. That's no different than any other day. Well, happy Friday to YOU anyway. :) Someone fix me a cocktail.
August 13 at 5:29pm

Ya know what would make a great gift? A lifetime supply of toilet paper. I'm #justsaying
August 14 at 12:28am

How pathetic is it that I'm all giddy because I just expanded my 'homestead' on FrontierVille?
August 16 at 1:20pm

I subscribe to some fb friends and I hadn't checked txt. messages in awhile. But boy, when I did, it's like the whole fb world is either sick, pissed off, or just plain icky. But my Friday is going great so far. Thanks. :p
August 20 at 1:26pm

Stop it FrontierVille! Just STOP it! You already suckered me into spending $14 on "my homestead". So knock it off with your 40% off horseshoes sale. You're not getting any more money out of me… Well, maybe just $6.. But that's it! No more!
August 25 at 11:46am

I smell ROAD TRIP! :)
August 26 at 10:33am

K. I'm out. Seven hour drive means nothing but me, the purr of the car, and all my all my tunes. No one to tell me to change the song, or say "I'm hungry" or "When are we stopping?", etc… Nice. :)
August 26 at 11:52am

All checked-in and settled into the room. :) Now for some shopping. Let's see… I need new shoes, and a blouse, and capris to go with the blouse, and some maybe some [GASPS!] Starbucks!! [GASPS again] and Wing Stop… *drools*
August 26 at 7:19pm

Holy CRAP! I think I just showed all my goods to some guys outside. I didn't realize the drapes weren't drawn all the way. [smacks forehead]
August 26 at 10:18pm

OMG! I ♥ ♥ ♥ Old Navy!!! Just bought the perfect fitting jeans… and in a size smaller than my norm! giggles
August 27 at 3:09pm

‎#myfavoritethings Driving through shadows of mashed potato clouds on a Saturday afternoon
August 28 at 1:05pm

‎I accidentally inhaled lent from my sweaty gym towel and almost choked on the elliptical.
August 30 at 10:10pm

September

$880 for percussian kit (+ repair service for 2yrs.). OUCH! Then another $30 for book and special sticks. Kid for sale. Cheap. Comes w/ snare. $1k OBO
September 3 at 5:20pm

Oooohhh. [groans] Someone please, please help me. Hubby has discovered a new toy called irritate-the-crap-outta-my-wife.
September 9 at 8:05pm

One of #myfavoritethings – When all is quiet and you suddenly remember an event that makes you spontaneously laugh out loud.
September 10 at 12:36am

Who knew hubby would become a grill master? I just had some perfectly cooked (and I do mean perrrrfect) chicken. Mmm-mmm-good.
September 10 at 8:35pm

I think I "like" too many things. :)
September 12 at 11:56pm

I just made the mistake of introducing the word aspergers to my 10 year old. He couldn't get past the pronunciation. :-/
September 14 at 8:15pm

I just spent the past hour or so clipping recipes out of a cooking magazine that I'll probably never use. That's so sad.
September 22 at 7:07pm

is sitting on the patio, waiting for Jacob's bus to pick him up. Fall is in the air… finally! Life is good. :)
September 28 at 6:59am

It's the simple things like funnel cake, that make life soooo sweet. :)
September 29 at 5:53pm

October

And now, thanks to the old man who shares our driveway, my hands smell like shrimp, catfish, and crabs. He stopped by to just give me some – how awesome is that?! So seafood smell on the hands and Dionne Warwick singing in my head. I don't know what to say.
October 1 at 11:12am

Honestly, I don't know the first thing about deveining a shrimp. They're all shrimpy and evil looking and I kinda don't want to touch them. So are the crabs – crabby looking and dead. Help! Where's Alton Brown when ya need him?
October 1 at 11:22am

Ohmigosh just sounded like a complete idiot on online talk show. lol Oh well. I was caught off guard. Still, that was fun. :)
October 4 at 1:06pm

I just apologized to the cat for accidentally hitting her in the head with her food bowl, like she's going to say "Oh, it's okay".
October 5 at 4:20pm

Ya know how some women can sport a shaved head and actually look pretty good? Yeah…I'm not one of them. #ImJustSaying.
October 5 at 4:32pm

Facebook friend o' mine has got me wondering why there isn't a Dunkin' Donuts or Krispy Kreme around this itty-bitty town? We live in Mississippi for pete's sake – isn't this supposed to be the state where all the fat people live? Pffft! And I want Starbucks coffee, which of course, I can't have because there is no such thing around here. Double Pffft!
October 12 at 1:25pm

Congratulations @AGNKim for the publishing of your stand alone adventure – They Call Him Guff – http://ow.ly/2T79p
October 13 at 9:25pm

is having one of the most horrific nights ever. O_o
October 14 at 10:03pm

What do you do when you know there's nothing you can do?
October 14 at 10:04pm

I just preordered "Fable III Limited Collector's Edition" and I should be playing it on its release date. YAYEE!
October 15 at 10:48am

Can this family please STFU so we can watch this family show and pretend that we are as loving and cared for each other as much as the tv family does?! #noordinaryfamily
October 19 at 9:33pm

Tomorrow is going to be a busy day and hopefully filled with more good news than bad. Either way, I'll be glad when tomorrow is over.
October 21 at 1:01am

AR Rehab/AKDC: If I didn't know better I'd swear I just saw Jim M. (AKDC) driving a postal mail truck. That made me LOL. :)
October 21 at 10:20am

Well then. It looks as though we've got an unexpected guest for the evening, thanks to Jacob. He and his friend planned for an overnighter without consulting us. A quick phone call from this kids parents confirmed. Looks like pizza tonight.
October 22 at 4:26pm

Paranormal Activity II – I am surprised I made it out of there without peeing myself. !¡#$% scary!
October 23 at 2:40pm

I just received confirmation from Amazon that #Fable III has been shipped and should arrive tomorrow. :) Who's excited? I am! DUH
October 25 at 7:22pm

November

What am I doing at 12:30 in the am? Watching video reviews of vacuum cleaners. Why? I have no idea.
November 3 at 12:31am

‎#Skyline will go down in my list of movies as one of the stupidest movies ever.
November 12 at 9:23pm

BAKING LIFE: O.M.G. I finally got a coffee maker. Can ya believe it?! Can ya also believe how dumb I sound right now, from the excitement of it all?! ;-)
November 13 at 8:28pm

Holy crap! I'm spending *way* too much time on iTunes tonight = Hubby's gonna kill me when he finds out how much money I spent on music he hates. *snickers*
November 13 at 10:41pm

I was chatting with someone earlier, about doing something with Facebook and they were like "Log out of Facebook and…" and I was thinking to myself "Wait! Log out of *what*? Facebook?!" "Looooog. Ouuuuut…Facebook. Hmmm…" Yeah… I don't understand what that means. I don't think I've ever heard those words strung together like that before. ;-)
November 25 at 3:28pm

Cookin's all done. Eatin's all done. Even the dishes are done. It was a pretty good day. Now, I'm trying to decide whether or not I want to go out in all that mess tomorrow. I'm not really going to buy anything – do that online these days – but I think I have to get out there for a little bit to jump-start the Christmas thing. Ya know what I mean?
November 25 at 8:51pm

Lauren talked me into going to Walmart. *This* is INSANE!
November 25 at 11:57pm

I wanted to play some more Fable III (there's a new add-on), so I can finish writing up my review of the game, but Lauren's gone buck-wild with playing COD: Black Ops. I'll never get on there again. :-/
November 30 at 9:36pm

December

Why oh why must they taunt me this way? Still no Starbucks closer than 90mi. away from me. :'(
December 3 at 7:25pm

It's weird to think that my oldest two kids are the same age for the next 35 days. Ain't nothin' like giving birth to two kids in the same year..
December 4 at 9:54am

Lauren: Can we get some of the stuff on my wishlist this weekend? Me: I don't know Lauren, you're just gonna have to ask Santa like everyone else. Lauren: I *am* asking Santa.
December 7 at 6:23pm

What a nice day it's been! :) Great weather, all-day shopping with my daughter, saw a beautiful sunset, dinner out with the family, and now in my PJ's settling in for the night. Maybe I'll order a movie – what's good? I hope you had a wonderful day too..
December 10 at 9:44pm

Having anniversary dinner at the Silver Star casino with hubby then we're gonna hit the slot machines . :) Yayee!
December 10 at 9:43pm

Dear Santa, I want snow.
December 12 at 10:11pm

I've been so busy lately, but it's a good thing. I love Christmas time. =)
December at 7:04pm

Jacob and I are popcorn-ready and waiting to see Tron. I hope it meets my expectations.
December at 7:06pm

Whew! No plans for anything today except vegging out on the web. Momma like. Momma like. =)
December 19 at 10:11pm

You know how there's always that person who changes their voice when they're quoting someone else? Yeah…I'm one of those people. I do that just to annoy the hell out of you… and because it makes me laugh inside, but mostly because it annoys you, and *that* makes me happy. =p
December 19 at 10:11pm

It doesn't matter how healthy and fit you are, I guarantee that someone less fit and healthy, will outlive you. #imjustsayin #keepinitreal
December 21 at 4:50pm

How the… What the… Where on earth did I pick this up today that it's stuck in my head? http://goo.gl/AqjCC
December 21 at 6:06pm

Shopping ✔ Dinner ✔ Wrapping ✔ Opening of one gift on Christmas Eve (which was awesome) ✔ Next is to watch a movie… any movie with the family. After that chillin' online a bit and waiting for Santa. =) I hope you're enjoying Christmas Eve as much as I am. ♥
December 24 at 7:59pm

I'm up. I'm up! Gifts have all been unwrapped and now we're eating breakfast and watching The Polar Express. It's cold and rainy outside, but it sure is nice and warm in here. :) Good morning to you and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
December 25 at 8:05am

WOOHOOO!!!! It's actually snowing!! :)
December 25 at 2:12pm

What's Christmas without dinner at the Chinese restaraunt? #christmastradition
December 25 at 4:44pm

Another #Christmastradition – movie theater… Tangled =)
December 25 at 7:15pm

You never realize just how much you've customized stuff until you get a new laptop. Now I'm having to put 'my stamp' all over my shiny new one. It's almost as bad as physically moving from one house to another. What's that? Naaah… I'm not complaining… much. It's just one of those things.
December 25 at 11:14pm

Ugh. I don't want to go anywhere. =/ Jacob insists on going to Best Buy so he can use his gift card and the money he got for Christmas. I just want to stay home.
December 26 at 1:27pm

Listening to hubby and Jacob discussing strategical moves in a game called Plants vs. Zombies, while they play co-op. Hubby: "Drop another sunflower" Jacob: "What about the walnuts?" It's just weird.
December 27 at 4:24pm

OUCH! Let go! That hurt! I'm now suffering from a twisted arm. #CityVille Stupid games. =/
December 29 at 7:48pm

Wow! I'm impressed even if you only skimmed all of that.

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